Unconventional looks, hearts of gold

(From the Aug. 16-31 issue of The Fortnightly)

By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

While most protagonists have comely physical traits, noble or gentle characters can sometimes have unusual or frightening looks, and their foes may be scoffing, beautiful fiends. Some examples from fantasy films and TV series:

Quasimodo (‘The Hunchback of Notre Dame’)

Raised to believe that he can never belong outside the church walls, Quasimodo discovers disappointment when ridiculed by onlookers for his imperfections. Initially friends with talking gargoyles only, he meets the alluring and compassionate gypsy Esmeralda, whom he protects from tormentors.

Shrek and Fiona (‘Shrek’)

In the Shrek movies, the villains are mostly good-looking schemers, and the titular character is supposedly a swamp-inhabiting bogeyman. But the monster is actually kind and heroic. Princess Fiona was initially human, but soon after she accepted her own ogress form, she and Shrek became the inseparable couple. They eventually wed, had similar-looking kids, and lived happily ever after.

Betty Suarez (‘Ugly Betty’)

The bespectacled, fashion-challenged Betty Suarez just needs a makeover. But because the workplace has its share of sneering, trend-conscious meanies, she’s often considered a hideous misfit. Nevertheless, she’s a confident and endearing go-getter. She’s gained true friends, who really don’t care if she has bushy eyebrows or limp hair.

Beast (‘Beauty and the Beast’)

The savage-looking Beast was originally a human prince, punished for his selfishness. To break the enchantment, he must find the perfect, loving mate. The spell is reversed when the monster discovers feelings for his erstwhile prisoner Belle, who has also fallen for him (Stockholm Syndrome, much?). The Beast’s main adversary is Gaston, a handsome and physically fit jerk.

Jonah Hex (‘Jonah Hex’)

Grim bounty hunter Jonah Hex is mocked for his disfigured face, branded by an enemy whom he later pursues. Saving Washington, DC from a destructive attack, he was given a full pardon for past crimes. Hex and the gorgeous Lilah end up together after their adventure; she’s always been unmindful of his misshapen features.

Yukk (‘Mighty Man and Yukk’)

Sidekick to the mini-crimefighter Mighty Man, Yukk is dubbed “the world’s ugliest dog.” He covers his face with a small doghouse, causing earthquakes and other catastrophic events whenever he lifts it. Still, Yukk’s horrific mug is handy in thwarting the schemes of mad scientists and costumed creeps.