“That scene actually happened in the story. Iceman, that failure of an accountant and X-Man, threw a snowball that almost hit my nose. Kitty and Rachel gained a new roommate, the style-devoid young savage X-23. Sage restored LeBeau’s eyesight with a kiss—I’m not lying, darlings, it happened. And Lila Cheney, older and somewhat more irrelevant, played some of her minor hits and unreleased tracks.”
"Amphibia and her family discover the Star of Bethlehem. Argon replaces Santa's sick reindeer in 'Starboy.' Dog people worship the human Holy Family in 'Superdog.' And Niknok re-gifts a rice cooker. It's a pleasantly bizarre Christmas issue!"
"Ah, mem'ries! Old bastich didn't go down without a fight, but he fragging got nothin' on the Main Man. I remember that gutting like it was yesterday! Hawr!"