Stars and Lightning

Just random Marvel characters, so no real theme here. Hmm, let’s connect them anyway: Thor’s dad Odin declared Dazzler the winner of a singing contest. Dazzler is rumored to be Shatterstar’s mother. Shatterstar almost hit on Thor.

Classic Thor

Thor, son of Odin and Gaea, Avenger and former All-Father.

Disco Dazzler

Dazzler: Retrospective collects disco diva Alison Blaire’s greatest hits and previously unreleased studio tracks, remastered for this special release. The artist, praised by All-Father Odin himself for her “voice so sublime,” was declared “the fairest songstress of Asgard and Midgard” early in her career.*

Track List:

(1) Love From Beyond (2) The Shattered Star (3) A Little Girl’s Dream (4) The Power Cosmic (5) Asgardian Idol (6) You Only Live Twice (Feat. Lila Cheney) (7) Siege Perilous, Siege Fabulous (8) Go For It! (Feat. Johnny Storm) (9) Hammer Bay Heartbreak (10) X-Lovers (11) Black Bolt Screaming (12) Mutant And Proud (2011 Utopia Remix)

*Dazzler # 16

Shatterstar + Rictor

Bodacious bisexuals Ric and ‘Star sometimes smooch in the GLAAD award-winning X-Factor book by Peter David.

Music in their heads: “The Ballad of You and I” by Melee and “I Will Remember” by Hard Rain.

They Got the Beat

Go-Go’s vocalist Belinda Carlisle and her 19-year-old son, actor-activist James Duke Mason, discuss his homosexuality in a recent Advocate video (scroll down that page, it’s below the article). Belinda mentions seeing hints--Duke was furious when she postponed their scheduled “Brokeback Mountain” movie outing, for example--but still admits to feeling shocked and worried when he came out a few years ago. She accepted it, eventually: “Of course I’m gonna have a gay son.”

Aww. They really are making heaven a place on earth. Okay, only older, ‘80s pop music-loving people will get that reference.

New ‘Skins’ less edgy but still racy

(Published June 13, PDI-Entertainment)

By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

Contributor

The new American remake of the acclaimed British teen drama “Skins” duplicates its themes and controversial content—about a group of sexually active and weed-smoking teens. But this new MTV series is less edgy, although its depictions of sex, drug use and bad behavior are still racy, and it tackles subjects too touchy for regular US network shows.

Those already familiar with the original series may find the re-imagined version a toned-down déjà vu, as it has virtually the same characters and storylines but sans the excessive use of expletives and with less nudity. MTV Asia blurs out certain intimate scenes as well.

The Americanized characters are still believable, thanks to their core traits. Tony (James Newman) is the manipulative alpha male; Michelle (Rachel Thevenard) is the hot but insecure girl; Stanley (Daniel Flaherty) is the awkward virgin smitten with Michelle.

There are major changes: The pill-popping and depressed Cadie (Britne Oldford) doesn’t have an eating disorder, which was exceptionally portrayed in the original show. And instead of a gay guy, this version has a lesbian, Tea (Sofia Black-D’Elia), a cheerleader easily bored by overly dramatic and confused partners.

The Tea-centric episode exemplifies the potential of the show, creatively utilizing elements exclusive to the American setting. She discovers her senile grandmother’s sexual identity during the latter’s sad recollection of the homophobic “Lavender Scare” in the 1950s.

Tea also has a one-time tryst with Tony, but it makes sense because she likes challenges and considers him an equal. Interestingly, British Tony had a brief affair with the gay guy, so this is a different rapport altogether.

Its more insightful changes make “Skins” interesting and may still impress diehard fans of the predecessor, even if they find the interpretation uneven. But the uninitiated viewer will nonetheless be stunned by the interwoven tales of teen pain, over-indulgence and rebellion.

“Skins” airs Sundays, 11 p.m. on MTV Asia.

Lively and Lustrous

Lookit Finn’s hair! This was the big reveal in the “To Cut a Woman’s Hair” episode of “Adventure Time.” Jake is super-stunned.

Sentimental summer

J.J. Abrams’ “Super 8” isn’t quite “E.T.,” but it’s reminiscent of kid-friendly summer popcorn flicks of yesteryear that seem to have been replaced mostly by flashier, inflated, and more bombastic fare. It’s not exactly mind-blowing, and it has more than its share of cloying characters and situations, but the science fiction-adventure flick is solidly told.

Set in 1979, “Super 8” focuses on a bunch of kids making a super 8 movie during their summer vacation, but their filmmaking takes a turn for the bizarre when they witness a train crash and a succeeding military cover-up. They piece together clues to a well-hidden puzzle, which just might be an enigmatic creature stalking their small town.

Two talented young actors, Joel Courtney and Elle Fanning, stand out as schoolmates surviving their respective traumas, aspects to their personas and blossoming friendship believably substantiating their shared adventure. Their well-meaning but flawed fathers, the generic lawman and generic outcast, are nonetheless competently played by Kyle Chandler and Ron Eldard, respectively.

Again, the film doesn’t have labyrinthine twists, nor does it break new cinematic ground. The predictability might actually annoy the more impatient or more jaded viewer; nonetheless, the sentimental “Super 8” is properly paced and it evokes nostalgia adequately.

(My thanks to Mae and Ayala Cinemas for the invite. “Super 8” is now showing at all Ayala Cinemas. Log on to www.sureseats.com for reservations and movie info.)

Genuine ‘Class’

A prequel that also partly reboots the continuity of the established Marvel franchise, “X-Men: First Class” impressively reintroduces the team of mutant adventurers, linking them this time to a tumultuous period in history. The latest reinterpretation quite stunningly examines the long-mentioned friendship between opposing mutant leaders Professor X and Magneto, both integral to the formation of the team in this iteration.

Directed by Matthew Vaughn, who’s already successfully retooled and translated popular comic books “Kick-Ass” and “Stardust” into movies, “First Class” gives a much clearer picture of the challenges facing mutantkind, as well as the strife facing its future shepherds. The young Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) is a telepathic genetics expert who eventually befriends the revenge-driven Erik Lensherr (Michael Fassbender), a Holocaust survivor with mastery over magnetism.

The film pleasantly surprises with its handling of that precious bond, which was talked about repeatedly in the previous film trilogy but bandied about with little emotional resonance. “First Class” rectifies that, finally, giving substance to both characters and their intimate enmity. But giving Erik Lensherr a.k.a. Magneto depth is Fassbender, who portrays the future villain with uncommon intensity. Magneto’s thirst for vengeance and steely determination are further solidified, while Charles Xavier is expounded on delightfully. McAvoy’s suave and animated Xavier charms and surprises, still exhibiting familiar qualities of the future mutant messiah between his more human moments.

And the film has its share of human drama, made extra-palpable by fine actors. Nicholas Hoult, formerly known for his bisexual alpha male role in the original “Skins,” plays super-genius Hank McCoy/the Beast, who sees himself as disfigured. Jennifer Lawrence (“Winter’s Bone”) portrays Raven/Mystique, Charles’ dear friend who believes in his cause initially, but is unable to fully accept her own visible mutation.

Kevin Bacon plays Sebastian Shaw, an unrepentant mutant madman that’s pretty run of the mill but nonetheless a threatening and inescapable presence thanks to the actor. Readers of the comic books may see some resemblance to the Mister Sinister character because of his first/flashback scene. Not all cast members leave a good impression, however. January Jones plays Shaw’s telepathic lackey Emma Frost, sadly an emotion-devoid mannequin.

“X-Men: First Class” has a number of finely shot action sequences, but it’s still very much in touch with its emotions. The persecution drama, the impending ruin of a brotherly rapport, and the mutant-gay/outcast metaphor keep this excellent film layered and extraordinarily moving.

Collective amnesia still funny

Duplicating the structure and the irreverent, lowbrow humor of the first “Hangover,” this sequel inspires gasps and guffaws despite having lost its element of surprise. Alan (Zack Galifianakis), Stu (Ed Helms) and Phil (Bradley Cooper) reunite for another wedding in “The Hangover Part II.” Of course, they end up forgetting crucial events prior to the occasion again, and must retrace their steps to figure out what went wrong during that one night in Bangkok.

Still a strange but synergistic grouping, the trio of Galifianakis, Helms, and Cooper manages to keep the silliness fresh. Like in the first film, however, the laughs are largely split between Galifianakis and Helms, with Cooper’s more “normal” character ending up as uninteresting and forgettable (again). Justin Bartha, like last time, is barely seen, but he’s not the missing person here and he doesn’t participate in the search.

Again, familiarity with the first film makes “The Hangover Part II” considerably less intriguing and charming, but its typically icky and lewd humor still tickles.

“The Hangover Part II” opens June 8 in Metro Manila.

Beaver Fever

Yes, modern Archie is with-it and pop culturally aware. Justin Beaver debuts in an issue of Little Archie and Friends. And also appearing, according to the text at the lower right corner of the cover: Meowly Cyrus, the Jonas Barkers, and Lady Arf Arf.

Lady Arf Arf. Interesting.

X-cited

Posted this on Facebook last Thursday:

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Saw X-Men: First Class… Fan-f*cking-tastic! Excellent storytelling, excellent actors. Fassbender! MacAvoy! Bacon! Hoult! Ahhhh!!! And no distracting Stan Lee cameo. Hope Joss Whedon’s Avengers has similar pathos. X-Men: First Class! Watch it. Watch it thrice!!!

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I’ll be posting a proper review later.

But I Know This Much is True

Teaser image for True Blood Season 4: Sookie and her monster admirers. I want her to end up with Alcide the werewolf because he’s genuinely nice to her. Those other two, not so much and pretty ho-hum. Anyway, hope to see Godric and Tommy again. Jessica and Lafayette, I like how they’re being developed. But Tara’s getting boring, hope she did leave Bon Temps for good in the previous season finale.

Choice Words

Yeah, when? This is something from the Human Rights Campaign Foundation.

Bizarre, rib-tickling ‘Adventure’

(Published May 26, PDI-Entertainment)

By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

Contributor

Weird animated shows are commonly found on three cable channels airing US cartoons, but “Adventure Time” is easily among the weirder and more entertaining ones. There has been no shortage of unusual-looking characters in recent years, and bizarreness has practically become the norm, but “Adventure Time” can be counted as one of the rare ones combining odd visuals with rib-tickling concepts.

Reminiscent of the gross and juvenile trappings of “Ren and Stimpy” and the offbeat and trippy world of “SpongeBob Squarepants,” “Adventure Time’s” approximately 11-minute stories are mostly absurd and escapist.

Its primary characters are Finn the heroic human and Jake the shape-changing dog, who both look like simple, child-designed doodles. They live in the Land of Ooo, fight threats like the princess-abducting Ice King, and find themselves in exotic locales such as the Candy Kingdom, Freak City and the Swamp of Embarrassment.

Finn and Jake are an inseparable duo and loyal friends to the science geek Princess Bubblegum, the infant creature Jiggler and the half-rainbow, half-unicorn Rainicorn, among other unique denizens.

Creator Pendleton Ward believes that the “Adventure Time” characters resonate with viewers because the show has “a sense of realism in how the characters feel and react to their world,” letting the audience “enjoy the silly characters while feeling empathy for them when they get emotional.”

That’s especially true for some recurring and single-episode characters; they’re developed just enough to have discernible personalities to match their very specific obsessions. And the silliness is never-ending, just like the main characters’ impromptu quests.

While the stories themselves are sometimes nonsensical, the potent combination of weirdness, memorable exchanges and even the occasional bodily function joke keep every episode of “Adventure Time” funny for the more adventurous kids and escapist grownups.

“Adventure Time” airs Saturdays (8:30 a.m.) and Sundays (9 a.m.) on Cartoon Network.

Urban Species

Bats, spiders, and teenagers. Three drawings.

Welcome To Gotham

A mix of past and present (and deceased) Gotham knights: Huntress, Robin, Batman (Bruce Wayne), Red Robin, Batwoman, Azrael, Batman (Jean Paul Valley), Spoiler, Catwoman, Batman (Dick Grayson), Oracle, Orpheus, Question, Batman (Jason Todd), Batgirl.

New Mutants: The High School Years

The entire pre-Cable roster, teleporting: Cannonball, Magma, Shadowcat, Warlock, Magik, Karma, Boom Boom, Skids, Rusty, Cypher, Rictor, Sunspot, Wolfsbane, Mirage.

Spider Squad

Arachnids Assemble! Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew), Scarlet Spider (Patrick Van Patrick), Spider-Ham, Spider-Man 2099, Spider-Boy, Spider-Man, Spider-Woman (Mattie Franklin), Spider-Girl (May “Mayday” Parker), Scarlet Spider (Ben Reilly), Spider-Girl (Anya Corazon), Venom, Arachne.

Slower ‘Tides’

The blockbuster fantasy-epic trilogy “Pirates of the Caribbean” made troves of money in the previous decade. A fourth part, “On Stranger Tides,” now surfaces and replicates to an extent its action-comedy formula, but it also reminds us that watching those first “Pirates” movies wasn’t always a smooth-sailing experience.

Like its predecessors, the simple adventure is unduly complicated. “On Stranger Tides” still focuses on the often-amoral and fey buccaneer Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), prone to missteps but still quite the resourceful adventurer. The previous parts were padded between plot points, and this new story also treads almost aimlessly between important scenes, but at a much slower pace.

Jack’s back, still the way you may remember him but now figuring in new exploits minus pirate pals played by Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley. He’s joined by the feisty Angelica (Penelope Cruz), a mystery woman from his muddled past, and later finds himself on a quest to find the long-hidden Fountain of Youth with the menacing Blackbeard (Ian McShane).

Bloom and Knightley were integral to the previous equation and their better moments are much missed. Oddly, however, background characters like the captive mermaid and the preacher (Astrid Berges-Frisbey and Sam Claflin) eventually stand out, pleasantly distracting and functioning as the requisite potential lovers. Jack still amuses but gets tiresome after a while. There’s less swashbuckling fun, and the film is characteristically and unnecessarily long, sinking and swimming at expected intervals.

Hudas Not Pay

Just some caps from the new Gaga video “Judas.” Interesting song, a verse kinda sounds like something from “Paparazzi,” but it’s still damn catchy. Like late-‘80s Madonna, Gaga knows how to freak out the more conservative Catholics.

The video has biker characters named Jesus and Judas, and Gaga’s a Mary Magdalene-esque figure whose loyalty is torn between the two. Not as uber-flashy as in her previous videos, the costumes and choreography are still view-worthy. Oh, and Norman Reedus from “Walking Dead” plays Judas. YouTube viewers unceasingly discuss or are scandalized by the lyrics. Interestingly, “Born This Way” continues to scandalize homophobic commenters, as well.

Speaking of Gaga costumes, a bunch of artists’ dream designs were posted on the nymag site last week. Here’s Jim Lee’s drawing. Kinda looks Witchblade-esque. He mentioned that he wanted a “contemporary superhero” feel to it. Um, sorry, but meh.

Oh, this post’s title was inspired by a high school memory. A classmate wrote “God Knows Hudas Not Pay” on the chalkboard when there was no teacher around, referring to those punny jeepney decorations. A nun, who was roaming the halls, discovered it much later. She freaked out and angrily asked the class, “Sino’ng nagsulat nito?!”

Everyone knew who wrote it; there was just one guy writing on the board, but nobody judased on him. The nun left, almost Old Testament-y furious.

Crowning achievement

Colin Firth entertains with his award-winning turn as a stammering heir to the throne in “The King’s Speech,” recalling King George VI’s long and arduous battle with a speech impediment, and his sometimes-shaky bond with his driven therapist (Geoffrey Rush).

While not as compelling and creatively crafted as its Oscar rival for best picture “The Social Network,” the Tom Hooper-directed “The King’s Speech” is solid and straightforward. This particular biopic’s focus on the fight to overcome personal barriers ingratiates, lack of narrative surprises notwithstanding. Exceptional performances by the small, brilliant cast inspire easy and rewarding viewing.

Helena Bonham-Carter manages to deliver a subdued and elegant performance as Elizabeth, the very supportive wife of the future king. The unending Tim Burton and “Harry Potter” film roles aren’t exactly her most subtle characters, but she makes us remember that she’s an incredibly versatile and gifted actress.

Firth and Rush’s characters share a fantastic rapport. Rush plays Lionel Logue, who has unrealized dreams, but he nevertheless has unyielding optimism and loyalty, a perfect foil to Firth’s struggling stutterer.

“The King’s Speech” is an Ayala Cinemas exclusive.

Sweet Nothings and Endings

Nothing much happening, just keeping up with work that’s piled up in the last couple of days. My room needs a new plastic shelf, and my Christmas tree’s still up. I’m still fighting those freaking, ever-intrusive ants. I finished watching season 2 of the original “Skins,” which was super-angsty. I actually wept, albeit quietly, for some characters. I wanna exercise more but the heat is discouraging. People’ve been complaining about the energy-sapping weather even at night, and so have I.

I watched “Priest” last night with John. Pretty simple and average. Wish it had a more creative title, though. The title’s taken; “Priest” by Antonia Bird was a controversial film back in the ‘90s. Anyway, the new film is about a vampire-hunting warrior priest who disobeys self-righteous and power-mad “holy” leaders of the Church. Interesting that Cam Gigandet and Stephen Moyer play humans here instead of vampires. The “Matrix” and “Underworld” influences on the action choreography are hard to miss.

I’ve been thinking about selling some of my action figures. They’re loose figures, but maybe I can sell them as a set. I dunno which ones yet. Looking at my toy shelf, I see some that I can part with, and some that I still have some attachment to. I look at my collection now and think of how the last decade moved quite fast for me. Anyway, it was a good hobby, it can take a toll on your wallet, but it positively diverts you.

Think I’ll watch the American version of “Skins” tonight on MTV. Oh, I’ve been enjoying the weird but funny Cartoon Network show “Adventure Time,” about the silly exploits of the boy-hero Finn and his best bud, the shape-changing dog Jake.

‘Office’ routines, romances and rivalries

(Published May 15, PDI-Entertainment)

By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

Contributor

Still among the better-written US sitcoms on television, “The Office” continues to explore the hilarity of workplace dynamics, but also manages to sneak in serious and heartwarming moments.

Now in its seventh season, the weekly “mockumentary” further elicits laughs through well-developed characters, romances and rivalries. The 9-to-5 grind is made extra-challenging by Michael Scott (Steve Carell), regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, whose delusions and lack of smarts and tact often unsettle his employees.

But Michael is unquestionably driven and manages to get out of scrapes, sometimes with the help of friends. His subordinates recognize his need for attention, and often humor him just to get things moving.

There were a couple of notable changes in the previous season—the wedding of Jim (John Krasinski) and Pam (Jenna Fischer), and the birth of their child. Dunder Mifflin was bought by Sabre, a printer company headed by Jo Bennett (recurring guest star Kathy Bates). Michael had a short-lived relationship with Pam’s mother; and Andy (Ed Helms) and the new receptionist Erin (Ellie Kemper) also got together. It got complicated, however, after Erin discovers Andy’s previous engagement.

Season 7 has interesting subplots involving Dwight (Rainn Wilson), Angela (Angela Kinsey), and Ryan (BJ Novak), established characters that didn’t get much attention previously. Michael’s cool and quirky ex Holly (Amy Ryan) also returns; she’s probably the only woman who totally gets him.

Remarkably portrayed by Carell, Michael is a unique and iconic goofball. The current season is also Carrel’s last, so expect a different, but hopefully a similarly hilarious and dynamic next season, when Michael Scott’s replacement takes over.

(“The Office” airs Saturdays, 9 p.m. on JackTV.)

Gaying Up Archie

Kevin Keller, sole gay guy of the Archie Universe, was introduced in an issue of Veronica last year and reappeared as a guest character again just recently. He’ll be appearing in his own miniseries in June, which will also introduce his family. Yup, his dad’s a general. Kevin’s pretty cool; he’s got an appetite for junk food that rivals Jughead’s and he’s become Veronica’s new cultured and thoughtful bestie. The gang's been accepting of him, as well.

‘House’ queen of awkward

(Published May 8, PDI-Entertainment)

By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

Contributor

Actress and poet Amber Tamblyn is best known for playing the lead character in the Emmy-nominated TV series “Joan of Arcadia,” which ran for two seasons. But Tamblyn, now 27, has since taken on other TV and film roles. She was briefly in “127 Hours” as a backpacker befriended by James Franco’s character and, more recently, med student Martha Masters in the medical drama “House.”

In a recent phone interview, Tamblyn revealed that her “House” portrayal was enjoyable not only because she does “awkward characters well,” but because she was able to base her role on a real person.

She related: “When ‘House’ creator David Shore and executive producer Katie Jacobs came to me with this character, I said, ‘Oh that sounds like my friend Meredith.’ Of course, the character is an exaggeration of Meredith in a lot of ways, but I always like to say it’s homage to her brilliance – and her beauty!”

Before her “Joan” years, Tamblyn was a child actress who debuted on the soap “General Hospital.” A decade and a half later, she observes that the entertainment industry has changed significantly.

“The industry is developing in a positive way, but it’s harder times than ever as far as the film market is concerned. You see a lot of fantastic actors who normally wouldn’t turn to television; it’s not desperation, it’s the quality of the work. Television has definitely escalated that quality. At the same time, television is also very scared to try anything new. The fascinating thing about ‘House’ is that it’s been able to maintain its unpredictability. It’s mildly terrifying, sort of the anarchist of episodic medical shows.”

Tamblyn found it “heartbreaking” that her previous series, “The Unusuals,” which co-starred Jeremy Renner, was cancelled after only 13 episodes. She considers guesting for several episodes on the established and long-running “House” a rare opportunity: “It was great to come into a place where everyone knew the character they were playing. They were still interested in what they were doing as actors. It’s a very exciting environment.”

As for artistic inspirations, she enumerates a few that have genuinely affected her. “I’m more influenced by comedic actresses, though I consider myself mostly a dramatic actress,” Tamblyn said. “Parker Posey – I did a film with her a couple of years ago. She’s one of the greatest movie actresses. Amy Poehler is really interesting. Diane Lane is really great.”

Tamblyn has been writing poetry since she was 11. “That’s something (‘House’ lead star) Hugh Laurie and I bonded over a lot, because he’s a musician and songwriter,” she said. “He gave me a copy of his new album and I gave him some new poems. It was a very giving and creative friendship.”

The actress-poet is thankful to her co-stars for the welcoming atmosphere. “When I left, Hugh threw me a surprise goodbye party. He invited everybody. I was really blown away!”

(“House” season 7 premieres May 16, 10 p.m., on AXN.)

Antisocial Network

Fine-looking Iron Man alternate cover, inspired by the famous The Social Network poster. So fricking cool.

Mighty Avenger

The Kenneth Branagh-directed “Thor” is a competent live-action version of one of Marvel’s most popular superheroes, adapting and tweaking a more simplified origin--comic fans will notice some similarities to the “Ultimates” iteration--which makes it very accessible to those unfamiliar with the mythology.

Gone are the Donald Blake secret identity and Jane Foster from the olden days; here, the former is mentioned as a separate, absent character and ex to the latter, who’s an astrophysicist instead of a nurse. Chris Hemsworth fits the role quite impressively, while Natalie Portman’s giddy but gutsy Jane balances out the imposing braggadocio of the Norse thunder god. Anthony Hopkins’ Asgardian All-Father Odin is closer to the stern and serious deity from the comics; he exiles his son to learn humility among mortals and casts an Excalibur-ish spell on Thor’s mystic mallet Mjolnir.

Suspension of disbelief may waver from time to time, however. The two separate worlds of Asgard and Earth don’t always feel like “real” and coexistent worlds. We barely see enough of Asgardian culture to really appreciate who the Norse gods are and how they figure in the bigger picture. One early scene doesn’t depict interaction between the warrior-gods and mere mortals, and we don’t really see the cosmic ones’ involvement or influence on Earth culture later, aside from being chronicled in mythical stories. What have the Asgardians been doing between that flashback and now? And what do they do between royal festivities and other revelries?

Anyway, “Thor” is part of the larger “Avengers” tapestry, meaning the character will be appearing next in the Joss Whedon-helmed film alongside other iconic Marvel heroes Iron Man, Hulk, and Captain America, among others. One Avenger makes an exciting surprise appearance in “Thor,” and another connection to upcoming Marvel movies is revealed after the end credits. While not as entertaining as the first “Iron Man,” the thunderous “Thor” does a decent enough job of re-introducing the character to a wider audience, and further expands an intriguing shared universe.

Screaming anew

The “Scream” trilogy spawned a few imitators in the ‘90s, but none had the wit, solid characterization, or pop culture-analyzing commentaries of the successful slasher-whodunit series of movies. Over a decade later, surviving characters played by Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, and David Arquette return in “Scream 4,” a timely--if uneven--revival of the popular horror franchise.

So it’s Sidney Prescott, now an author of a well-received autobiography, returning to Woodsboro and reconnecting with former reporter Gale Weathers and her husband Sheriff Riley. The trio survived three previous massacres together and they're now targeted by a new Ghostface, who could be any one of the many characters surrounding them.

“Scream 4,” directed by Wes Craven and written by Kevin Williamson again, is understandably a must-see for fans or completists, and the new puzzle is almost as intriguingly presented as the previous murder mysteries. But some of the characters this time are just too flat; sure, they ought to be shrouded in mystery, but some are just too dull to be taken seriously. Suspense is also a little thin, as the body count accumulation can get very monotonous. There are iffy moments when revelations are made, as well, and it doesn’t help that some scenes have been toned down/censored in the version showing in local cinemas.

Like the older “Scream” films, this fourth movie has younger actors comprising most of the cast, including Emma Roberts, Hayden Panettiere, Adam Brody, Rory Culkin, Kristen Bell, and Anna Paquin, to name a few; some are more integral to the plot than others, but the cameos are nevertheless funny. The film still satirizes, and despite its glaring flaws, it offers a clever and edgy commentary on the evolution of fame and fear in the time of immediate connectivity.

Young and Restless

Ah, Skins UK, one of my favorite shows ever! This here’s Maxxie (a talented gay dancer) and his schoolmate Tony (a manipulative, bi-curious guy who reminds me of QAF’s Brian Kinney with a more elfin Sean Faris face). I’ve only seen the first season, but man, it’s really absorbing stuff. I haven’t seen the Skins US version; MTV’s showing that in a few weeks. Hmm. I doubt it’ll be as shocking and racy, but I might watch it eventually.

Workout Thoughts

The month-long gym membership expires today. It’s been a fun few weeks; the routine I’ve gotten used to is a consistently energetic one. It’s been very helpful, especially since I changed my diet a few months ago. It’s not obvious to everyone, but I lost around 15 lbs. from October to April. I hope to become a member of a gym again soon, but I’ve yet to decide on which. I’m going to miss some of the nicer employees.

Anyway, just some random thoughts at the gym:

- Man, that guy is hogging the Abdominal Crunch machine. And he’s just texting and talking on the phone! It’s been half an hour. Pull a chair, man. Good thing there’s another machine, but it gets used a lot. About 40 minutes have passed. I’m almost tempted to tell him, “Dude, he doesn’t love you. He’s just using your body!”

- Ooh, the lady obviously likes her buff trainer. I mean, maybe you can shriek and giggle a little louder when you’re on the exercise mat and getting positioned by the guy?

- I’ll stop the exercise. I don’t wanna listen to a sappy love song. I really should create a playlist. The shuffle works when I’m drawing or working, but I can’t pace myself properly when I’m distracted by slower songs that remind me of love, unrequited or otherwise.

- I should’ve brought gloves. I’m getting calluses on my palms. Suck.

- Dude, if we body-switched (or mind-switched) for a day, I’d probably whore your sculpted body to the highest bidder. Yuck, scratch that. I’d probably just sleep around a lot with it. Wait, if I whored your body, I get to keep the money, so I guess that works.

- This locker area is crowded. Last week, I was getting stuff from my locker and my back was grazed by a hairy nipple. The guy was reaching for something, and contact was inevitable.

- Okay. That trainer’s probably bored. He’s just looking at his own reflection. And he just lifted his shirt very quickly, probably to check if his abs are still there.

- Aww, that chubby Korean girl seems to be enjoying the exercise machines now. She looked pretty sad weeks ago, and her dad, who’s been motivating her like her very own trainer, looks more relaxed and isn’t following her as much anymore.

- Oh, the handsome couple, they’re an item. They’re always inches away from each other. They’re inseparable. One goes where the other goes. That’s cute.

- Shit. I gotta work. But working out feels so good. Think I’ll stay for a few more minutes.

Villain in new ‘Hawaii Five-0’ is part-Pinoy

(Published April 25, PDI-Entertainment)

By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

Contributor

Prior to his star turn in “Iron Chef America,” actor-martial artist Mark Dacascos appeared as the title character in the live-action film adaptation of “Crying Freeman,” as well as the Iroquois warrior Mani in the acclaimed “Brotherhood of the Wolf.”

He considers himself lucky that, aside from diverse film roles, his TV characters are distinctly different. He previously guest-starred in “Stargate Atlantis,” “The Middleman,” and “CSI,” among others.

Now he’s cast as the villain in the modern remake of “Hawaii Five-0.”

In a recent teleconference, Dacsacos, 47, revealed that he’s especially proud of playing Wo Fat, originally played by Khigh Dheigh in the original “Hawaii Five-0” series.

“I was in New York doing a read-through for ‘Iron Chef the Musical,’” he said. “I was completely focused on singing and dancing for a Broadway show that we might do. It came out of the blue. They called my agent. I was ecstatic, to be able to go back to my birthplace and do a show that I was a big fan of!”

Dacascos, who has an eclectic mix of Filipino, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish and Irish heritages, remembers the original “Hawaii Five-O” fondly. “I used to watch it with my grandfather. Being a big fan of the original, I was a little skeptical, but I watched the (new) pilot and was blown away. They did their own take on it; the actors were fantastic.”

Interpreting the arch-foe Wo Fat, he added, was a welcome challenge. “I have to play what I feel comes out of me uniquely. I try to bring my own Wo Fat to the screen. I put the clothes on, I step onto the set, and I feel very comfortable playing him. For good or for bad, that is the truth.”

Dacascos was a martial arts instructor discovered over two decades ago while on his lunch break. He’s thankful for the multiple disciplines that have proven useful in his entertainment career. “Suffice it to say, my parents are kung fu teachers, so I’ve been training since I was four years old,” he said. “In addition to my father’s style of kung fu, I’ve done capoeira, wushu, Northern Shaolin, and I am still practicing Muay Thai.”

Dacascos is very appreciative of the variety of his characters. “I play the antagonist, sometimes the protagonist. I played a half-leopard, half-man character in ‘Island of Dr. Moreau.’ These are crazy characters, and I love that. We all have different sides. So I like tapping into the different colors and shades of who I am.”

He’s gotten used to the different demands of TV and film, and compared their dynamics. “Television shoots are much faster,” Dacascos said. “For example, when I did ‘Brotherhood of the Wolf’ years ago, we shot in 16 different locations in France for almost six months. The opening fight sequence took about 11 days to shoot. A whole TV episode takes nine to 10 days. You have to be a quick study and you have to really be on your game and know what you’re doing; I’m not saying that in a movie you don’t have to be, but we have a lot more prep time and more time to shoot.”

(“Hawaii Five-0” airs Sundays, 8:05 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., on AXN.)

Brotherly war

“Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules” is a pretty regular sequel to the successful first adaptation, a normal enough family comedy that expounds on the escalating sibling rivalry between its titular characters. Greg’s (Zachary Gordon) dreams of becoming popular get repeatedly dashed by his mean older brother Rodrick (Devon Bostick), an aspiring rock musician.

More smoothly executed than the first movie, “Rodrick Rules” benefits from a more comfortable cast, effortlessly reprising and fitting in their roles. Steve Zahn and Rachel Harris’ participation is more memorable, and the brothers’ enmity is magnified amusingly. It does, however, get quite uncreative and unrealistic with some familial situations, but the lighter tone does make it easily digestible by younger viewers. It’s prescriptive enough, and the transmission of generic family-themed messages doesn’t feel forced.

Barely passable

“Hall Pass” is a sometimes-riotous relationship comedy that ponders the possibilities of officially sanctioned infidelity. Given permission to fool around with other women by their spouses, two best buds (Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis) explore singlehood again for a few days, and predictably get into all sorts of embarrassing trouble.

The Farrelly Brothers return with their signature gross humor; “Hall Pass” is especially funny during moments that involve poop jokes and similarly juvenile inanities. The relationships themselves have very few likeable qualities, but the immature guys’ wives (Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate) figure in their own dramatic turning points as well.

But comedy-wise, it doesn’t really exploit potentially hilarious scenarios. It would have been great to see how Joy Behar’s character really makes her semi-open marriage work. Kathy Griffin briefly makes an appearance as herself but doesn’t really say anything jaw-dropping or scandalous. Missed opportunities, sadly. It gets repetitive, and the interesting concept just loses its mystique after the first few scenes of boneheaded behavior.

Born to Survive

Mutant and queer. New drawings.

Gay DC

Some of DC’s GLBT heroes and antiheroes: Comet, Starman, Tasmanian Devil, Josiah Power, Grace, Thunder, Question, Obsidian, Batwoman, Maggie Sawyer, Scandal Savage, Hero Cruz.

Uncanny X-Men ‘86

Children of the atom, feared and revered. Love this particular group of X-Men, which also included Magneto, Rachel Summers and Wolverine. Love their Morlock-inspired threads, circa February 1986.

Gay Marvel

Marvel’s gay superheroes united: Hulkling, Wiccan, Lucy In The Sky, Moondragon, Vivisector, Quasar, Northstar, Anole, Shatterstar, Ultimate Colossus, Rictor, Karma.

Getting Physical

Four hours at the gym. Tried out exercise machines trainer suggested. Observed different interesting characters. Tired but tingly.

Zombie Zest

I want this! It’s a four-issue guide to the Walking Dead comic book universe. The first issue will be out this week.

Star-crossed breakable lovers

Like the toy characters in “Toy Story,” the garden ornaments populating “Gnomeo and Juliet” have secret lives of their own, but they’re not hoping to fulfill some purpose in their owners’ lives. Two neighboring clans are too busy squabbling with each other to concern themselves with other matters, until two of their members unexpectedly fall in love.

Inspired by Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet,” the animated film “Gnomeo and Juliet” is a comedic and romantic romp, brightening up the classic tragedy with more kid-friendly variations on the characters and situations. Gnomeo, Juliet, and the feuding lawn décor families replicate scenarios from the source material, but this movie drastically changes its more depressing and pessimistic details.

Quirkily designed ceramic gnomes, plastic flamingos, and other garden fixtures have distinct textures and are animated vividly. While kids will easily understand the story, there are a few risqué jokes (one involving the frog and mushroom characters) that grownups might find funny. And while the threat to the main romance is rarely felt, this simplified and feelgood story satisfies the more escapist cartoon movie fan. It’s cute and predictable, but its consistent and inherent oddness also makes it worth seeing.

"Gnomeo and Juliet” opens April 13 in Metro Manila.

Contraptionality

Cool thing about working out on a Sunday? There aren’t a lot of people using the exercise machines. There aren’t many people at the gym, period. I discovered and used the Leg Extension, the Leg Curl and the Lat Machine. Love ‘em.

Gerry and Elmer

Congratulations to my old comic book creator friend Gerry Alanguilan, whose “Elmer” collection was recently nominated in the Eisner Awards’ Best Graphic Album category. Wow, that’s just awesome (or “wizard,” as he’d say).

Okay, this is sort of an “I knew him when” post: Gerry and I belonged to a comic book group called Creative Underground, which included members like Nick Manabat, John Toledo, Marvin Quien, Arnold Arre, Ian Orendain, Budjette Tan, and Chris Bernardo (among many others). We met up weekly back in the early ‘90s, and shared art duties on a book called “Lakan” (which never got published for various reasons). Gerry used to lend me his Frank Miller and Alan Moore-written comics; we’d spend hours just talking about our favorite stories and creators. We went to comic shops a couple of times. The group eventually became co-founders of independent comics movement Alamat, and Gerry started writing and illustrating his projects, titles like Wasted, Crest Hut Butt Shop, and Timawa. He began inking comic books for Image, Marvel, and some American indie companies soon after, and hasn’t stopped working on comic books since.

He eventually became an online komiks historian, helping me out periodically with articles that require his impressive knowledge on the subject. He graciously answers my questions even when he’s busy, so I’m really thankful for that. He’s one of the hardest-working persons I know. And yeah, he’s certainly one of the most opinionated ones, too!

So congrats, brother. Proud of you!

Volt In

This was taken in 1979 at my grandparents’ house in Bulacan. I don’t remember the occasion, but I do remember getting bored after a while so I just played with the Voltes V toy that we brought with us. My siblings and I co-owned it; the Frigate/Little John’s vehicle was mine. Some parts eventually went missing or broke, like the laser sword and other weapons, but the main vehicles remained mostly intact and were played with by the younger kids years later.

Before The Masks

From Detective Comics 859: Kate Kane and Renee Montoya, before they became Batwoman and the Question, respectively. How sweet. Sadly, though, they had their first argument right after the kiss. They’re still among my fave comic book couples, despite their unstable relationship.

Pain, Gain

Seventh day at the gym. Discovered the difference between the Adductor and Abductor machines (one’s for the inner thighs, the other’s for the outer thighs and butt). My thighs and ass hurt so good.

He believes he can’t fly

“Rio” is colorful and polished, a slightly above-average cartoon movie despite its pretty generic characters and plot. While it sometimes feels like “Madagascar” crossed with “Happy Feet” because of its misfit protagonist, the film succeeds in presenting its own vibe. The simple but eventful adventure of the flightless macaw Blu soars just fine, although you’d sometimes wish that they did more lavish visual stuff with the parade scenes. Still, the comedy complements the cuteness, and the consistently and properly paced scenes lead to the expected but quite enjoyable moment of transformation.

"Rio” opens April 7 in Metro Manila.

Invincible Replacement

Robert Kirkman’s Invincible comic book will be undergoing a major change next year. People thought this was an April Fool’s joke because the teaser came out last Friday, but the writer talked about it in an article posted on CBR earlier. No, the main character won’t be changing races soon (it’s happened before in other comics with Psylocke, Mach I and the Punisher, I think). So will original Invincible Mark Grayson retire (temporarily), die (temporarily), or share the identity (temporarily)? Hmm. Invincible continues to be one of the best-written superhero books out today. I do hope people are checking it out.

Gym, Dandy

Sixth day of working out. Arms and upper body hurt in the first few days, but they got used to the routines. The cool thing about going to the gym is I feel stronger and more energetic after every session, and I’m still able to work for a few hours after. And sleep feels much better and fuller.

Unleashed and ‘Unmasked’

(Published April 4, PDI-Entertainment)

By Oliver M. Pulumbarit, contributor

The History Channel special “Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked” maps out the evolution of US costumed crime fighters, tackling the secrets behind their creation and their cultural impact.

The docu discusses how superheroes reflect the times. Key points in comic book history are discussed, such as the wartime birth of the archetypal characters Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and Captain America. What started out as an escapist medium for younger readers evolved to attract the attention of even grownups. Significant changes to the genre are mentioned, including the controversial crackdown on comic books and the creation of the Comics Code Authority in the 1950s.

Filmmakers and former Marvel writers Kevin Smith and Frank Miller share their thoughts on some of the more popular heroes and vigilantes. Original “Spider-Man” and “X-Men” writer Stan Lee talks about how his characters started out and became relevant. Other knowledgeable interviewees are former “Batman” writer Denny O’Neil, erstwhile Marvel editor in chief Joe Quesada, “Sandman” author Neil Gaiman, novelist Michael Chabon and “Nick Fury” artist Jim Steranko.

“Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked” airs April 7 at 9 a.m. on History Channel.

Twenty Years Ago

Me, back when I was thin and had thick hair. Was totally digging new wave music back then.

Memories.

Alien Divas

Katy Perry looks like an amalgamation of Star Wars characters in her new “ET” video. Sweet. It’s cool that some of these new pop videos have been pushing the envelope in terms of costume design and overall visuals. They get trippier and trippier. I guess we have the success of Mother Monster to thank for that.

Pencillarium

Old pencil drawings on 11” X 17” vellum cartolina, drawn from 1999-2000.

Ginger Snapps

King Skarabbia

Marleina XXV

The Victorious Bull

This appeared in David Hontiveros’ Pantheon # 5.

‘The Middle’: Funny as Heck

(Published March 27, PDI-Entertainment)

By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

Contributor

The sitcom “The Middle” paints a pretty accurate portrait of motherhood, astutely depicting the joys and pains of a generous parent addressing her children’s never-ending needs. Facing head-on the challenges of properly raising disparate kids and making a living, Frankie Heck (Patricia Heaton) also learns valuable truths about family life stemming from unavoidable but funny missteps.

She’s a car saleswoman who rarely sells anything, sometimes sneaking out office supplies for her kids’ projects, or using cars she test-drives with prospective buyers to pick up her youngest child from school. Frankie has a supportive husband, Mike (Neil Flynn), but their kids find it easier to bother her with their emergencies.

Living in a quiet Indiana town described as the “middle” area flown over by airplanes between two popular destinations, the Hecks are a regular family with typical problems. But no two Heck kids are alike: Axl (Charlie McDermott), 16, is a sarcastic, sluggish jock; Sue (Eden Sher), 13, is awkward and devoid of recognizable talents; Brick (Atticus Shaffer), 9, is a bookworm with weird habits.

Viewers with siblings can certainly identify with the situations. In Frankie’s ongoing quest to understand and teach her kids about survival in the real world, she ultimately discovers redeeming sides to them that she doesn’t often see. Whether it’s Axl’s sensitivity, Sue’s unrelenting spirit, or Brick’s confidence in public speaking, Frankie and Mike feel that their oft-diplomatic parenting approach must be doing something right.

Heaton is especially effective as this TV mom, easily more delightful than her previous “Everybody Loves Raymond” role and enjoying a precious rapport with the three scene-stealing young actors and Flynn.

Chris Kattan is considerably toned-down as her wimpy co-worker, but still contributes sufficiently. Guest star Brooke Shields is memorably outrageous as the trashy mother of four bullies in one episode.

“The Middle” airs Tuesdays, 8 p.m., on JackTV.