Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Wedding jitters, wedded bliss

(From the June 16-30 issue of The Fortnightly)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

To have and to hold! Tying the knot is considered a declaration of lifelong devotion by many couples. Whether getting hitched is the culmination of a loving relationship, or something that’s done for the wrong reasons, some films reflect the complex situations inherent in unusual, fabricated, and even accidental marriages.

Forever hold your peace: My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997)
Falling in love with your best friend can be painful when he loves someone else. The bittersweet rom-com stars Julia Roberts as Julianne, a restaurant critic who falls for her old college buddy Michael (Dermot Mulroney)--who’s about to marry a younger woman, Kimberly (Cameron Diaz). Julianne tries to sabotage the impending wedding, but sets the guy free after realizing that the feeling isn’t mutual. Not a traditional, happily-ever-after Hollywood romantic comedy, but it’s respectable for defying what’s become the norm.

Here comes the bride: Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005)
The animated film’s seemingly kid-friendly, Nightmare Before Christmas-esque designs belie the mature themes and complicated story. Tim Burton’s typically odd but engrossing tale involves similarly strange characters, and a really bizarre love triangle. Shy Victor is betrothed to reclusive Victoria. While practicing his vows in the woods, he unintentionally marries and reanimates a corpse, Emily. The film’s romantic twists and turns intrigue, examining the complex nature of vows, apart from offering a unique macabre mystery.

Never the groom: The Wedding Singer (1998)
It’s a late ‘90s comedy set in the mid-‘80s, one of Adam Sandler’s genuinely funny films. His wedding singer character Robbie is heartbroken after his fiancée dumps him, but he finds love anew with Julia, a waitress played by Drew Barrymore. Robbie and Julia’s relationship has its obstacles, but they predictably end up together, thanks partly to that somewhat cheesy but undeniably romantic song “Grow Old With You.”

Something blue: The Wedding Banquet (1993)
A gay man, Wai-Tung, marries a straight woman, Wei-Wei, to please his parents and help his “spouse” get a green card. This takes place with the consent of Wai-Tung’s boyfriend Simon. But the trio’s bond immediately gets complicated after the wedding. Ang Lee’s first film on homosexuality is an endearing and witty comedy-drama; it questions traditions while realistically portraying romantic and familial rapports.

Till death do them part: Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)
John and Jane Smith (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) are assassins, but are keeping that secret from each other. The marriage has become dull after a few years, but marital fire is rekindled after the pair discovers their long-hidden similarities. The stylish action-comedy flick entertains with its energetic spin on rediscovery and reconnection. 

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Glory Daze

X-Men, Circa 1991
Blue and Gold teams! Two decades (our time) later: Wolverine is an Avenger and the headmaster of a new school. Gambit is one of the teachers. Storm is an Avenger and the Black Panther’s wife. Colossus is now the Juggernaut. Archangel has a new personality and a new power. Iceman has total control of his powers. Rogue can now control hers, and is now a teacher. Jean Grey has yet to resurrect. Cyclops is leader of the mutant island-nation Utopia. Psylocke is a member of both X-Men and X-Force. Beast is a Secret Avenger and vice principal of the new X-school. And Jubilee is a vampire.

Violent Femmes
Blade-brandishing badasses Elektra, Kabuki, Hit-Girl, and Ravager. 

Cool Random $#!+ Part Twelve

"Ooh, it's the g-ddamn Batman! I'm so scared!"
"You should be. My movie's going to own yours."
                     
Dazzler! She and the Asgardian goddess Amora competed in a sing-off judged by Odin. Seriously. Love this compilation.

Avengers versus X-Men, fighting over the Phoenix, this time. They previously fought over the Scarlet Witch and Magneto (Avengers: Children's Crusade, Avengers Vs. X-Men 1987).

Okay, had to do it. Loki ownage.

‘New Girl’ quintessentially quirky

(Published June 14, PDI-Entertainment)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit
Contributor

Capitalizing on actress-musician Zooey Deschanel’s oddball mystique, the sitcom “New Girl” centers on quirky but lovable Jess, an initially heartbroken teacher befriended by new male roommates.

Jess’ inimitable presence affects the other tenants profoundly, as expected. Sharing a platonic bond with the neat freak Schmidt (Max Greenfield), the secretly talented Winston (Lamorne Morris) and the broke bartender Nick (Jake Johnson), Jess bounces back from her heartaches and introduces her three new friends to her kooky ways.

Created by Elizabeth Meriwether, “New Girl” routinely highlights Jess’ effervescent personality, her geeky coolness an easy draw early on. Deschanel’s enthusiasm for the character is unmistakable; she even gets to sing from time to time, however briefly. Jess has a tendency to burst into song, vibrantly describing various situations she’s in.

Apart from getting into all sorts of silly and strange scenarios, the character gets to grow significantly through the first season. The episodes often tackle more mature topics, including sexuality and complicated romantic relationships.

She hits it off effortlessly with Paul (Justin Long), a teacher who’s similarly bubbly. Later in the season, she finds herself attracted to Russell (Dermot Mulroney), the rich and thoughtful father of her student.

Humor-wise, it’s pretty much a traditional sitcom that revels in its characters’ disparity. It gets to develop the other characters by poking fun at their flaws – Schmidt is too organized; Nick wallows; Winston gets bored with work easily. Structurally, each half-hour episode manages to hit the narrative beats while adequately developing a few arcs.

Accessible enough but predictable at times, “New Girl” nevertheless benefits from its solid and attractive cast. Perpetually bright-eyed Deschanel is also unceasingly endearing as the unapologetic titular character, and it doesn’t look like the shtick will get old any time soon.

(“New Girl” airs Mondays, 7 p.m. on ETC, and 9 p.m. on Star World.)

‘Poisoned’ dreams, transformative ‘Journey’

As ‘80s rock star Stacee Jaxx, Tom Cruise swaggers a la Iggy Pop-slash-Axl Rose onstage, an icon that dreamers aspire to be (or sleep with) in the cute, if unnecessarily lengthy movie musical “Rock of Ages.” 

Between videoke-ish interpretations of some of the era’s defining rock songs is a clichéd story about aspiring singers who dream of making it big, but are hindered by typical obstacles. Two Bourbon Room bar employees, Sherrie and Drew (Julianne Hough and Diego Boneta), quickly become lovers, but their relationship and dreams change forever upon meeting rock deity Stacee Jaxx. More intriguingly, it also delves into Jaxx’s mindset, sharing his unique perspective when confronted by a knowledgeable journalist, Constance (Malin Akerman).

Based on Chris D'Arienzo's well-received musical of the same title and set in 1987, the so-called “jukebox musical” compresses a number of glam rock songs into its two-hour running time, aptly flavoring the movie’s emotionally driven moments. Songs by Pat Benatar, Journey, Def Leppard, Poison, and other acts from the period and beyond (Extreme’s “More Than Words” is from the early ‘90s) get mostly listenable versions by the cast. Performances by Catherine Zeta-Jones, (“Hit Me with Your Best Shot”), Cruise (“Pour Some Sugar on Me”), and Hough, Boneta and Mary J. Blige (“Every Rose Has Its Thorn”) make it hard not to toe-tap, or even sing along to the inevitably less edgy translations.

While the music video-esque numbers and montages speed things up, the story gets too stretched out. There are some awkward lulls between songs, the semi-problematic pacing keeping the film from becoming truly enjoyable. Still, its cast is praiseworthy; Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Paul Giamatti, and the aforementioned actors are collectively diverting enough as various characters working at or passing by the controversial, Sunset Strip-based bar.

The transformations of Sherrie and Drew are particularly sad and sometimes hilarious; Hough and newcomer Boneta (he looks like a hairier, edgier Jay Mohr) are charming as the underdog lovers whose dreams of career greatness are initially quashed. And the flawed but feelgood movie is likewise cute, and rocks safely at expected intervals. 

Marvel U, Fourteen

Something I drew when I was 14, back in the late '80s. This was a colored, 15" X 20" illustration. My older brother took the picture. I used letter transfer for the text. "The Marvel Universe. More powerful than ever." Heh.

Time Being

Status updates, compiled.

June 2. Morning Glories # 18. Wow, I always felt that one of the characters would be revealed as gay, but I didn't expect it to be THAT one. Sweet issue.
June 5. Hay, ansarap makatapos at maka-submit ng article.
June 5. Walking Dead # 98. Holy jeez. Really crazy stuff happening before the anniversary issue.
June 8. Was taught new and proper exercise techniques by a trainer. The guy was patient with me. He was actually surprised that I could lift a certain number of pounds easily already. He told me that it took 11 years for his body to get that buff.
June 10. Saw the first ep of Glee Project. I echo Zach Woodlee on the hyperactive, overeager new contestants. "Yikes," indeedy. Most of them need to dial it down.
June 10. Ran into my cousin at the gym's locker area. Last time I saw him was back in the '90s, I think. Anyway, I worked out, not as mercilessly as those other people there, but I lifted till I felt like I was about to pop a vein. I feel good.

Cyril's sleight-of-hand adventures now a TV show

(Published June 9, PDI-Super)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit
Contributor

Acclaimed “cyber magician” Cyril Takayama thought that magic was “absolutely real” when he was around six.

The 38-year-old magic trickster recalls growing up in Los Angeles, where he was tutored by a real magician from Magic Castle, which counts many of the world’s greatest illusionists as members. The experience changed his life, making him pursue magic more seriously during his teen years. He eventually landed small gigs in Japan, which led to a tour, TV specials, and his popularity online.

At the launch of his weekly, six-episode AXN show, “Cyril’s Family Vacation: Hawaii Edition” (airing Sundays, 8:30 p.m., starting June 10), Cyril performed a few illusions (including gradually “refilling” an empty soda can, and emptying a cup placed on a volunteer’s head). He also talked about some secrets of his craft, as well as his penchant for “telling stories through magic.” Clips of Cyril playing his different characters—Grandma Magi, Uncle Richard, and Cousin Tiny—were also shown.

How would you describe the fellowship between popular street magicians?
I don’t feel rivalry against any other magicians; I think it’s great that there are more magicians are out there, especially at this day and age, creating more programs and doing more magic. Magic can be interpreted in different ways. There’s really no need to feel a sense of competition in any way. I think it’s great. We all need a little bit of magic in our life. I think, the more we have it, the better the world is.

Do you come up with your own tricks, or do you and fellow magicians learn from the same source?
I think I speak on behalf of a lot of magicians when I say that there are things that we create as artists, for ourselves. But then, we also work with a lot of other magicians and artists, helping to create and develop ideas and understand the structuring so that it’s more effective. The more strength that we put together as magicians, the better the routine becomes. For myself, I have a team of consultants and magicians that I work with, that often helps me develop each of the segments that we do.

What’s the trickiest trick to perform?
I think the trickiest ones involve performing for kids. Because kids always feel that they have the answers. So it’s quite tricky. But it’s also rewarding when you accomplish what you want to do.

How long does it take to master a trick?
As an artist, I feel that I’m never satisfied with the magic. Something that I might have worked out today might be improved a week or a year from now. So nothing’s ever perfect. But in general, the simple things could take hours. And sometimes, more complicated illusions or routines could take any time between months to years. You might be working on a project and then get stuck. Sometimes, you might find the answer to that a year or three years down the line.

Tell us more details about the show.
“Cyril’s Family Vacation” is a brand new show that we created where I basically take my “family members” out to Hawaii. We play crazy tricks on some unsuspecting tourists. We got some really great reactions while we were out there. I just want everybody to enjoy the show when they’re watching with the entire family.

What’s your favorite trick?
Personally, I like doing classic magic—manipulations, stage magic, magic that’s performed to music and choreographed on stage. But that’s not going to be seen on this show. This is completely different… it’s street magic, but I would classify it more as kind of like a hidden camera program. We’re not exposed so the people that we’re targeting had no idea that the magic was about to begin. Especially because it wasn’t me that was performing, it was my “family!”

Monday, June 04, 2012

Preboot Presence

Super Bads
Twisted, villainous versions of Superman: Bizarro, Cyborg, Superboy Prime, Ultraman.

Young Justice, Circa 2001
The roster during the Our Worlds at War event: Wonder Girl, Arrowette, Empress, Robin, Superboy, Secret, Impulse, Li’l Lobo.

Mythic rebirth

Moody, existential, suspenseful—the untold story of a doomed space-faring crew, hinted at in 1979’s “Alien,” is finally revealed, with original director Ridley Scott and designer HR Giger in tow. Scott is in his element, skillfully recapturing the dark, genuinely agitating tone of the seminal scifi-horror film.
                                      
Revisiting the familiar required rebooting and retooling; the richer, flashy palette and 3D effects makes certain parts of “Prometheus” more visually expressive than its predecessors (or successors, since this is supposed to be a prequel of sorts). But like the first four “Alien” movies, it manages to establish a strong man-versus-monster scenario while deeply developing its protagonist.

And the mission starts uneventfully enough. Piecing together clues from different cultures, archaeologist Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) concludes that an advanced alien civilization is responsible for the creation of humans. Together with the crew of the Prometheus, which include their less-enthusiastic boss Meredith Vickers (Charlize Theron) and the inquisitive android David (Michael Fassbender), Elizabeth eventually discovers that contact with extraterrestrial life is far from what she imagined.

The crew members of the Prometheus, like the ship’s mythical namesake, hope to take what they can from vastly superior intellects. And like the Greek character, they pay dearly for their presumption, not surprisingly. The punishment for audacity comes in the shape of an altogether unexpected life form.

Characters go through the wringer in bombastic fashion. Written by “Lost’s” Damon Lindelof and “The Darkest Hour’s” John Spaihts, “Prometheus” clearly makes sense of some mysteries in the Alien universe, while presenting new ones that further expand its unique mythology. Yes, there are reasons to scream in space anew.

“Prometheus” opens June 6 in the Philippines.

Seasons Transition

May 22. National Bookstore Shangri-La has a nice selection of comic book compilations. Invincible hardcovers, Walking Dead TPBs, Alpha Flight by Byrne, Excalibur by Davis... good, good stuff.
May 23. Watched Avengers again. Still very enjoyable.
May 26. Can't get that damn catchy Carly Jepsen song outta my head.
May 30. ♫ "They look in their book and they read, but their cold hearts say, 'Follow me.'" ♫ --Billy Bragg and Natalie Merchant, 'Bread and Circuses.'
May 30. Been a while since I dropped by a toy shop. Was surprised to see a number of obscure Green Lantern characters with bonus parts that form a Parallax (the yellow creature, not caped Hal Jordan). Saw other interesting action figures too.
May 31. Book Sale's been getting good trade paperbacks and graphic novels. Got Courtney Crumrin: League of Ordinary Gentlemen for only P130. Good prequel story.
June 1. So Alan Scott, a.k.a. the Original Green Lantern, is now gay. James Robinson couldn't introduce Obsidian as gay, so he went with the character's father. Interesting.

A Class Act

(Published June 3, Sunday Inquirer Magazine)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit
Photo by Alannah Torralba

Diana Zubiri didn’t expect to make it big in show biz.

A little over a decade ago, she almost flew to Japan to work as an entertainer, but opted instead to take her chances as a sexy starlet with Seiko Films. As her family’s breadwinner, Zubiri initially became known for showing off skin. Eventually, she landed more wholesome roles and took on family-friendly gigs.

Fast-forward to ten years later: Zubiri, now 27, is preparing for her third year in college. The former FHM centerfold is currently studying Applied Arts-Theater in a Quezon City-based university, whose name she is unable to disclose because of an agreement with school officials.

She never saw herself studying in that school, which is near her family home. “I thought that they wouldn’t accept me because I was a sexy star,” Zubiri says in Filipino. “And it’s a Catholic school.”

Zubiri, a.k.a. Rosemarie Joy Garcia to relatives and schoolmates, appreciates the irony. After passing a few colleges’ entrance exams, she ultimately decided to enrol in the Catholic all-female university. She reveals that aside from its safe environment, it offered the course she’s really interested in.

“I was motivated by my friends’ suggestions,” she says. “Right now, I’m not very visible, but I’m busy. In the future, I know that I can use the knowledge (I’ve gained).”

Zubiri, the second of three children, recalls being tutored in singing and dancing at a talent agency before being discovered. “I was about to leave for Japan. I wanted to find a way to study. Then I was given the opportunity to enter showbiz. I was a Seiko ‘baby,’ one of Tito Robbie Tan’s talents.”

Going the sexy route was a no-brainer, she admits. “Tito Robbie was direct to the point. ’Which would you rather do, this or go to Japan?’ You can’t be with your family there. In Japan, you’ll have to work nightly; here it’s only ten shooting days. And you’ll even be famous.”

One of her more notable sexy shoots was for FHM Philippines, where she posed in a scanty swimsuit atop a flyover in late 2002. The shoot literally stopped traffic.

Later, after appearing in a couple of Seiko films, including “Itlog” and “Bakat,” the so-called “flyover queen” decided to try something different.  She is grateful to her manager, Jojo Gabinete, Zubiri says, because he continues to guide her career path after ten years.
“He got me ‘Eat Bulaga!’ I performed opening numbers twice a week, Wednesdays and Saturdays. After that, I started appearing on  ‘Bubble Gang.’ GMA-7 also gave me a big break with the fantaserye ‘Encantadia.’ I played Danaya; it was a good role. My classmates now were still kids when it was shown. They tell me,  ‘Ate Joy, dati, nanonood kami ng  ‘Encantadia!’ Parang ’di ka tumatanda!’”

Zubiri revealed that being part of “Bubble Gang” was enjoyable, as most cast mates considered her “the baby, the younger sister” of the group. As for her role, she knew that she was there to attract viewers. “My sexiness was used to make people laugh,” she says. “The sexy part, it’s just acting. Projection lang iyon.”

Her real acting skills she has showcased in the indie film “Bahay Bata,” which won the Jury Prize in France’s Deauville Asian Film Festival last March. She was also recently nominated in the 35th Gawad Urian’s best actress category.

“My character Sarah is a nurse in a bad hospital,” she expounds. “She knows how bad the service is for mothers who give birth. And then she finds out that she’s pregnant.”
Zubiri devoted several Sundays to shooting the movie, and the hard work paid off. “I recently won a best actress award for ‘Bahay Bata,’ given by the Young Critics Circle. Kung kailan ako nawala, (dun ako) nagkaroon ng award. My teachers are proud of me. They ask me about my work. They’re all good to me.”

Adjusting to school life many years after graduating from high school took some time. But the actress easily became friends with her much younger classmates. “Sometimes, we eat at my house. In turn, I get invited to their debut parties! They’re very helpful, especially when I miss subjects because I have to work.”

Zubiri says she still accepts TV roles, but she has to ask permission from school authorities first. She had roles in “Nita Negrita” and “Amaya” during her second year. Friends from show biz are impressed that she’s still able to work while being a full-time student.

“They’re proud of me,” she enthuses. “Even if I rarely speak with Kuya Bitoy (Michael V), I get to talk with Kuya Ogie (Alcasid). He keeps saying, “Keep it up. Continue studying. That’s good. It will be helpful to you. Sandali na lang iyan.”

Zubiri has gotten used to the school routine as well. She finds the course and subjects easy, especially since she’s had previous experience with acting and performing. One of her favorite projects required the students to create a play. She describes it as the one time when she really felt that she belongs there, and that she had something significant to contribute to the endeavor.

“I was part of the production design team. I’m really proud of our work. We didn’t have any assistance from the teachers. It was a real team effort.”

Although used to the stress and pressure of shooting days, Zubiri discovered early on that college is demanding in its own way. Now that she’s about to start her third year in a four-year course, Zubiri finds academic life a bit daunting, though still exciting.

“This third year, I need to know if I should focus on directing, scriptwriting, or acting. I honestly don’t know my capacity yet. But the course is easy, and I’m really serious. I’m just not sure where I should concentrate. I was wondering, why not do make-up or wardrobe? Actually, I really want to do those behind-the-scenes jobs, just to do something different from acting.”

Zubiri is happy that she’s able to pursue her studies at last. After many successful years in show biz, she finds returning to school an opportunity that shouldn’t be wasted.

“It’s a real option,” she emphasizes. “Some people say that a career in entertainment isn’t forever. But for me, it can be different. I can focus on an acting career again after I finish my studies. I’m glad that my course is connected and related to entertainment. And I can improve my acting and do other things once I finish my course. That’s how I’ve been thinking lately.”


Cool Random $#!+ Part Eleven

The Scarlet Witch disappoints her family once again.
"I don't care what you think! I love him. I'm going to marry... Victor Von Doom!"

Cassette tapes! I have dozens of these relics. Some of the female artists and female-fronted bands that helped make my '90s bearable and sane: Heather Nova, Edie Brickell, Annie Lennox, Save Ferris, Luscious Jackson, K's Choice, Sinead O'Connor, Garbage, Indigo Girls, and The Sundays.

Man-Thing meets Daredevil.
"Dude, stop it. Why are you touching me?!"

Cyclops and Phoenix.
"Jeeeeannnn!!!"
"Don't be such a baby, Scott. I'm not the real Jean. She's in a cocoon at the bottom of the Hudson River. You'll marry her clone Madelyne, dump her a few months after giving birth, then marry the real Jean. After a few years, you'll cheat on her with Emma Frost. So lighten up!"

Living, learning across screens and genres


(From the June 1-15 issue of The Fortnightly)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

School can be cool or cruel--maybe even both. Students get a glimpse of life’s complexities years before stepping into the “real world.” There are hundreds of inspiring films and shows from almost every genre that focus on education or enlightenment, so let’s narrow it down to a handful of deftly written ones:
                              
Movies:
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Stuck in detention, five archetypal high school kids learn about each other’s radically different labels and lives. They ultimately learn more about themselves and things they have in common.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke Skywalker painstakingly learns the ways of the Jedi through the exiled Yoda, a being he initially underestimated. Luke also learns the truth about his father the hard way.
Mr. Holland’s Opus (1995)
Musician and composer Glenn Holland starts as an unsung, disrespected music teacher. A few decades of teaching later, he discovers just how valuable and inspiring he’s become to many of the school’s current and former students.
Mean Girls (2004)
Based on the book Queen Bees and Wannabes, the teen comedy wryly examines the unavoidable cliques of high school. New student Cady Hedron is quickly introduced to the viciousness and insecurities of the school’s popular girls.
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Will Hunting is a genius who easily solves complex mathematical problems. A dedicated shrink, Sean Maguire, helps him get over his emotional baggage and realize his untapped potential.

TV:
Community (2009-)
Ex-lawyer Jeff Winger continuously learns from each of his disparate schoolmates, adult misfits who form a study group. They endure the various goings-on at their community college together, most of them approaching situations with knowledge from personal experience.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)
The series brilliantly presented metaphors for the pains and anxieties of growing up, apart from creating a strong and attractive mythology. Buffy confronted her fears and triumphed over challenges, much wiser and more confident by the end of most episodes.
The Middle (2009-)
The sitcom focuses on the never-ending challenges of a working mother, Frankie Heck, but it also chronicles the growth of her kids. Sue is the daughter with no discernable talents, but her relentlessness and determination are admirable.
Glee (2009-)
Despite its legion of characters, Glee continues to sensibly tackle a variety of touchy topics, including sexuality, violence, and bullying. And amid the vocal acrobatics and flashy dance steps, there’s a story about a teacher who keeps inspiring his students to dream big and be better people.
Veronica Mars (2004-2007)      
The series’ protagonist is an outsider who helps out classmates who need her sleuthing skills. She routinely investigates potentially dangerous cases, so she knows the importance of doing her homework. But the inquisitive Veronica also has to deal with regular teen problems, which she isn’t always prepared for. 

‘Cabin in the Woods’ examines the unknown

(From the June 1-15 issue of The Fortnightly)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

Avengers director and screenwriter Joss Whedon’s smaller film this season is The Cabin in the Woods, a clever, genre-examining horror flick he produced and co-wrote with frequent collaborator and director Drew Goddard (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

The film’s official trailer gives away really important story details, so try to avoid it. Those who’ve seen the spoilery trailer beforehand will still be treated to a bunch of surprises, though.

Australian actor Chris Hemsworth takes a break from playing the Marvel movies’ thunder god Thor, and portrays an all-American college jock, Curt. He and four other friends—the provocative Jules (Anna Hutchison), the virginal Dana (Kristen Connolly), the stoned Marty (Fran Kranz), and the scholarly Holden (Jesse Williams)—plan to spend the weekend at a place where they can freely unwind.

The titular cabin is an old, creepy house situated in the middle of nowhere. Ignoring a few strange and disturbing ornaments, the friends try to have fun, but they’re eerily interrupted by the sudden opening of a basement door.

The Cabin in the Woods also co-stars The West Wing’s Bradley Whitford and Six Feet Under’s Richard Jenkins. Fans of the Whedonverse will enjoy characters portrayed by Amy Acker and Tom Lenk (from Angel and Buffy, respectively), aside from Kranz’s perpetually high Marty.

Its dialogue is typically witty, but deliberately skips the use of more flippant Whedon-isms. Storywise, it looks somewhat inspired by a concept that was partly explored during the fourth season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But the similarities end there; Cabin elaborately and imaginatively explains the structure of several horror movies, and creates a unique, unifying bond between them in the process.

So no, it’s not a typical slasher flick, that’s for sure. There’s a favorable synergy between the actors as well, thankfully. Also enhancing the tenseness of the last few scenes is the surprise cameo of a sci-fi/horror icon.

Those expecting a traditionally structured horror movie will still be pleasantly surprised. Horror fans, or those already familiar with the genre and its tropes, will appreciate the fact that The Cabin in the Woods offers familiar scares, and more importantly, bigger and stranger enigmas to solve. 

Enchong acts, swims, floats

(Published June 4, PDI-Entertainment)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit
Contributor       

Shortly after spiels and a brief dance number, actor-swimming champ Enchong Dee gamely dished on his onscreen and off-screen activities at a recent product launch in Jollibee, Roosevelt.

“I keep saying that I wish I could star in a biopic of Andres Bonifacio,” Dee enthused when asked about his dream role. “Ang dami-daming pelikula tungkol kay Jose Rizal,” he elaborated. “Why not make one about Andres Bonifacio? He fought for the country as much as Rizal. I’d gladly do that, given the chance; [a biopic] will last for a very long time. You have to show it to the kids who study history.”

Dee discussed his ongoing Jollibee endorsement, which includes in-store appearances and the promotion of two new float flavors. He wouldn’t be endorsing cigarettes or products he doesn’t like any time soon, he said, and that his current fitness routine isn’t very strict.

“I’m so thankful that I have no food allergies,” he said. “I’m not obsessive about my fitness regimen; I just have to move more than I eat. I’m not the kind whose weight seesaws with dieting, tataba tapos papayat… I still swim when I get the chance.”

The 23-year-old admitted that shedding his “boyish image” can be difficult, as he had gotten used to roles for younger actors.

“At the moment, those kinds of characters are easier for me,” he said. “But yes, [I’m growing as an actor]. I have to constantly improve myself; I have to learn what my job is because if I don’t, I’ll get left behind.”

The ABS-CBN talent will be appearing with Kim Chiu and Xian Lim in the new teleserye “Ina, Anak, Kapatid.” He said he respects all the directors that he works with, like his old coach, and appreciates the “freedom” that acting allows him.
“In both swimming and acting, you have to be smart. Being an athlete, there’s a strategy for everything. You have to attack a certain role [differently] than the one you previously did.”

The self-proclaimed “lola’s boy” acknowledges the continuous support of his family. Dee’s parents constantly remind him to remain humble amid his success, and to respect other people in the business. “Because they’re the ones who’ll help you,” he said. “They’ll lift you up. Kung mayabang ka, they’ll laugh at you if you fall.”

As for courting 17-year-old actress Julia Montes, he revealed that his family is similarly respectful. “My mom never gets in the way even if she dislikes people who are special to me. She just gives advice. She knows how responsible Julia is, and she knows how much she loves her family. That’s the criteria of parents… it’s easy for us to appreciate.”

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Mutant History

X-Force, Circa 1992
Cable-less X-Force, my favorite lineup of the ‘90s team. Cannonball, Boomer, Warpath, and Sunspot are now X-Men, while Siryn, Shatterstar, and Rictor are current members of X-Factor. Feral is still dead, but her spirit reappeared during the fight over Rahne Sinclair’s newborn child. Lila Cheney still helps out from time to time.
                                                                                                      
Cassandra Nova
Professor X’s twin sister was a Mummudrai, an entity that copied his form in his mother’s womb. She used Sentinels to wipe out millions of Genoshan mutants.

Cool Random $#!+ Part Ten

The team just lost the synchronized flying competition. Falcon is pissed.
"Damn those f$@*ing Silver Hawks!"
               
Alien powerhouses Super-Skrull and Martian Manhunter.
"Yield, Skrull. I have telepathy, super-strength, eye-blasts, flight, intangibility, super-speed and shape-shifting!"
"I see. Flame on!!!"

"A Different Love: Being a Gay Man in the Philippines" by Dr. Margie Holmes. Very enlightening book launched in 2005. Had my copy signed. One of my favorite parts:
“Characterizing a person’s actions as sinful, as in 'Woman, sin no more' certainly smacks of judgment to me. To characterize a person’s actions as sinful is NOT compassionate; it is downright demoralizing and judgmental. We must become more aware of the mixed messages we give people. We must be more honest about the feelings we have for people, so we don’t say 'I love them' (which implies equality) but don’t condone your deeds' and in the next breath say, 'I’ll be praying for you, praying that you see the light at last' (which says clearly that you are better than they because you see the light whereas they, poor souls whom you love despite themselves, don’t). If that’s compassion, I’d much rather people be patronizing. At least they would be more honest that way.”

"Cap, why are we just standing around? Iron Lad just destroyed Vision! And aren't we going after the real culprit of the mutant decimation?"
"Shush, Carol. The script said we should just look shocked in the background and let them escape, even though there are dozens of us here."

Kevin Zegers portrays Titanic’s ambitious metallurgist

Kevin Zegers portrays Titanic’s ambitious metallurgist              
(Published May 27, PDI-Entertainment)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit
Contributor

“This doesn’t deal with the sinking of the ship,” clarified Canadian actor Kevin Zegers, who stars in the History miniseries “Titanic: Blood and Steel.”

“It’s more about the culture of Belfast in that era and a lot of political things that were going on,” he told the Inquirer in a phone interview.

Zegers, 27, plays a young metallurgist, Dr. Mark Muir, who worked on the ambitious but doomed RMS Titanic ship.

“There’s a love story; there’s a class struggle,” he said. “It’s a period drama. Titanic is sort of the backdrop of the story.”

The actor grew facial hair for the role and worked with a voice coach to prepare himself for the 12-hour series. “I wanted to get the accent right,” he said. “It’s something I really quite enjoyed and would like to do again.”

Zegers appeared in commercials as a kid and landed roles in movie and TV projects such as “Air Bud,” “X-Files,” and “Smallville.” In 2005 he played the teen son of Felicity Huffman’s character in the acclaimed film “Transamerica.”

Prior to “Blood and Steel,” he had a recurring role on “Gossip Girl.” He considers himself fortunate for the opportunities to portray diverse characters.

“I started as an actor when I was 12, doing Disney movies and stuff,” Zegers recalled. “I always want to get better and do more. I’m very fortunate to be working; I try not to ask too many questions. I kind of just go with it!”

Co-starring with Neve Campbell, Chris Noth and Derek Jacobi on “Blood and Steel,” Zegers said working with the cast was “quite incredible.” Shot in Serbia and Dublin, the series centers on his character’s complicated life during the construction of the ill-fated Titanic.

“[Dr. Muir’s] a very strong-willed guy who wants to change the system,” Zegers said. “It’s a very old system that he doesn’t think is conducive to things moving forward. He likes to challenge authority; he’s very ambitious. I like that.”

Zegers revealed that he’s not exactly the type of actor who’s comfortable repeatedly watching his own movies: “‘Transamerica’ was definitely one of my favorites among movies that I’ve been in; I was 20 when I did that. I don’t really like to watch things that I do, to be totally honest.”

The actor now counts “Blood and Steel” among his favorite projects. He worked on the series for over five months, and found the experience very rewarding. “We worked six days a week, 14 hours a day,” he said. “Just the workload was a lot. Just being consistent every single day was a challenge. Over the course of half a year, people got sick, tired and grumpy. But as an actor you have to be very driven and consistent… This is what I’m probably most proud of in terms of what we accomplished. People will see this when they watch; it’s an incredible story to tell!”

(“Titanic: Blood and Steel” airs Sundays, 9:00 p.m. on History.)

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Back in black, back in time

Alien-policing Agents K (Tommy Lee Jones) and J (Will Smith) return in a more affecting installment of the science fiction-comedy “Men in Black,” their latest adventure requiring them to fight a time-traveling villain, Boris (Jemaine Clement).

Like the previous parts, “Men in Black 3” introduces a variety of harmless and threatening extraterrestrials, kept in line by the intrepid human agents. Boris “the Animal” becomes Agent J’s priority when the hostile alien manages to eliminate K in the past. Traveling back to 1969, J teams up with a much younger Agent K (Josh Brolin), who has yet to become the more tight-lipped, humorless old man he knows today.

The retro-styled adventure brings back the familiar gadgets and arsenal, as well as the cool, collected crime-fighting procedures. We get to see sophisticated but less portable and less sleek technology during the earlier time, and a somewhat more upbeat Agent K, whose future demeanor is explained in detail here.

This third part, still directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, looks good in 3D; its fancy effects impressively pop out from time to time. Humor-wise, it’s pretty much the same; odd “humans” are usually aliens, or are heavily influenced by them. What’s different and quite funny this time is Agent J trying to adapt to 1969; there are references to the bygone era’s transforming pop culture and racial tensions. And while it’s a simple, periodically fun “MIB,” it’s surprisingly poignant and appropriately dialed down at certain moments.

“Men in Black 3” opens today. The new, 6-minute “Amazing Spider-Man” sneak peek will be shown before every 3D screening. 

Spoilerish Avengers Musings

Finally watched it a second time. I appreciated the pace and story details more. My other thoughts on the movie, with spoilers this time.

- Cool Buffy-esque treatment of Black Widow during the mob interrogation scene. I especially like that Agent Coulson was just cool and assured of her competence during the beatdown of her “captors.” It’s also nice to see her fleshed out through her interactions with Loki and Hawkeye.

- Alexis Denisof is the alien middleman The Other! Loved the actor as Wesley in “Buffy” and “Angel.” I hope to see Joss Whedon’s other actors next time.

- Speaking of next time, I read that Whedon is hesitating to do the sequel. I hope he agrees to do it. The humor and interactions just wouldn’t be the same without him.

- The Hulk still looks incredibly like Mark Ruffallo amid the mega-buffness. Was really impressed with the Helicarrier slugfest, and the hilarious “Puny god!” scene.

- Tom Hiddleston a.k.a. Loki. The actor and the character kick ass. As pointed out by some people, he’d probably make a great Doctor Who someday.

- I wish they showed Cap and Iron Man beating the heck outta each other. But the insult-hurling worked just fine.

- The team needs more females, with powers. Maybe the Wasp and Scarlet Witch can be members. As for new male members, maybe limit it to one or two. The Coulson-as-Vision rumor is interesting, but we’ll see if that happens. Perhaps Henry Pym can be introduced as well.

- Have Loki organize a team of super-villains in the next movie. It’d be nice if he were to meet and fight alongside Thanos in the sequel, too.

- Thanos! Whedon called him “the most powerful and fascinating Marvel villain” in an interview. Would really love to see the filmmaker bring the nihilist god to life.  I can imagine him and the team in a no-holds-barred fight. That would be totally epic. 

Over-quirkiness, ad nauseam

“Dark Shadows” is Tim Burton’s expectedly quirky take on the supernatural soap of the same title, joined by frequent collaborator Johnny Depp as its recently awakened vampire Barnabas Collins. It’s not their best collaboration; this horror-comedy, while well-cast and visually appealing, has many undershaped and squandered characters.

The characters getting enough development are the vampire antihero and his spurned immortal ex, Angelique, a witch played by Eva Green (who already previously portrayed magic-using females; she played the ruthless Morgan in the short-lived “Camelot,” and witch queen Serafina in “The Golden Compass”).

Angelique’s vengeance involves making her former master Barnabas suffer by transforming him into a vampire, imprisoned in a coffin for nearly two centuries. He finds himself unearthed in the early 1970s, attacking random, unlucky bystanders and blaming his old tormentor for his misdeeds.

Again, it’s nicely cast. Michelle Pfeiffer, Burton’s Catwoman 20 years ago, plays the descendants’ cunning matriarch; Chloe Moretz plays her restless and rebellious teen daughter; Johnny Lee Miller, Helena Bonham-Carter and Bella Heathcote have roles that significantly add to the already bizarre mix.

You get tired of the forced weirdness, however. While it’s easy to sympathize with the vampire antihero for his suffering, his monstrous actions are just repulsive, so you don’t really get invested. And such offbeat and potentially enchanting supporting characters ultimately end up only half-realized. 

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Not Everyday People

Bat Brothers
Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Jason Todd. Or Nightwing, Robin, Red Robin and Red Hood, respectively.

Michonne
My favorite Walking Dead character.

Delighted
Whedon fans Lexy, Nance and Argus, after watching Avengers. Commissioned by a contact.

That’s so bloody ‘Raven’

Versatile thesp John Cusack memorably portrays the celebrated poet Edgar Allan Poe in the crime thriller “The Raven,” an often-tense mingling of fact, fiction, and reinvention.

Creatively shedding light on the mysterious final days of the author, “The Raven” reimagines a reality where Poe’s dark tales are the basis for some gruesome crimes committed by an elusive figure. Recruited in the investigation by a by-the-books detective (Luke Evans), Poe must solve the puzzles left by his deranged reader and prevent other innocent victims from perishing horribly.

Directed by “V for Vendetta’s” James McTeigue, “The Raven” is pretty much a typical serial killer flick, albeit a compelling one set in a drearier period and involving an intriguing real figure. Poe here is a much-underestimated but unyielding character, a role mined properly by Cusack. Interestingly, the author’s dark works belie the man’s more optimistic and (alcohol-fueled) sunny demeanor, making him quite the beguiling paradox in this interpretation.

And the smart crime conundrum keeps those already jaded with slasher flicks rightly baffled. It gets pretty gory from time to time, repulsively establishing the inhumanity of the perpetrator, obsessed with the disturbingly imaginative art of the rather simple but influential author.

“The Raven” is an Ayala Cinemas exclusive opening on May 23.

May Daze

Status updates, compiled.

May 10. Saw that other Whedon-written movie Cabin in the Woods! Funny and clever. Love that Amy Acker and Tom Lenk (from Angel and Buffy, respectively) had parts.
May 10. Missed a couple of Vampire Diaries season 3 episodes. But I've been able to catch newer ones, and it's like I didn't miss anything. Same old hybrid-vamp war and the never-ending parade of characters' relatives got really uninteresting. The big bad's gotten pretty stale; he's been around for two long seasons. But I saw the most recent ep and it looks like they're changing things. Finally.
May 10. Glad that AvX tie-ins this week (WatXM and XM:L) are acknowledging Rachel Summers' previous Phoenix connection.
May 17. Sang along to Puck and Coach Beiste's duet of "Mean." I like the drama that preceded the song. There's hope for you yet, Glee.
May 19. AvX # 4. Man, JR Jr's art. That Colossus vs. Spidey and DD page looks really rushed.
May 20. For those familiar with the local talent show Starstruck, why were contestants called "Starstruck Avengers?" What did they avenge, exactly?
May 20. Dear Lady Gaga protesters, there are real things to worry about, like atrocities being swept under the rug by your religious leaders.

Cool Random $#!+ Part Nine

Namor and Sue Richards.
"I'm going to kiss you passionately in front of my friend Marrina."
"I don't mind. Shut up and kiss me!"
They didn't say those things, but it happened in FF # 261. Namor and Marrina dropped off Sue at the Baxter Building, and they kissed each other goodbye. Real slow.

Captains Marvel!
"How are you, Marvel? Me, I'm still dead."
"You're lucky, Mar-Vell. I just got rebooted again. They made Billy Batson a prick!"

Bought this six years ago, a few months before the release of the film. I'll always be moved by Valerie's letter.
"In 1976, I stopped pretending and took a girl called Christine home to meet my parents. A week later, I moved to London, enrolling at drama college. My mother said I broke her heart… but it was my integrity that was important. Is that so selfish? It sells for so little, but it’s all we have left in this place. It is the very last inch of us… but within that inch, we are free."

Sneak preview, yo.
"Puny Hulk!"

Glorious guffaws: 10 cackle-worthy comedies

(From the May 16-31/“Happiness” issue of The Fortnightly)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

   Here are some worthwhile comedy flicks, a few recent ones and a couple from the previous decade or so, in no particular order:

Shameless culture-shocking: Borat (2006)
   Sacha Baron Cohen’s Kazakh character Borat shocks and stuns with his odd and sexist behavior. His activities during his American visit include stalking former Baywatch star Pam Anderson and exhibiting outlandish table manners, among many others.

Back-to-school bumbling: 21 Jump Street (2012)
   Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill play cops who go undercover in this adventurous re-imagining of the ‘80s teen cop drama series. Memorable cameos also make this film even more enjoyable.

Sisterhood celebration: Bridesmaids (2011)
   Poignant when dealing with some female friends’ suffering relationship, but gut-busting when depicting their bungling or icky situations, Bridesmaids offers a uniquely rewarding viewing experience. Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph are just so incredibly talented.

Gross-out romancing: There’s Something About Mary (1998)
   The Farrelly Brothers’ hit rom-com/gross-fest is timelessly riotous; Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz’ unforgettable and much-talked about scenes are still effective and somewhat disturbing.

Espionage eccentricities: Austin Powers (1997)
   Bombastic and colorful, the first Austin Powers pointed out and parodied the absurdities of the old Bond films. It introduced the groovy, time-displaced agent and his constantly disrespected arch-foe Dr. Evil.

Rib-tickling sibling revelry: Step Brothers (2008)
   Unapologetically lowbrow, the film has crude titular siblings played by Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. There’s a consistently irreverent tackling of maturity and family issues.

Superb super-spy spoof: OSS 117: Cairo Nest of Spies (2006)
   Jean Dujardin plays an arrogant, ignorant agent, a self-absorbed lout with repressed feelings for his close male friend. A parody of the James Bond character, OSS 117’s brashness and politically incorrect antics inspire hearty laughs.

Loony law enforcement: The Other Guys (2010)
   The action-comedy flick’s odd couple-ish detective partners struggle to prove themselves; Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell are surprisingly funny together, and Michael Keaton charms as the captain with multiple jobs and TLC references.

The temporary amnesiacs: The Hangover (2009)
   A bunch of friends gather for an impending wedding, but forget where they left the groom after a night of intense partying. It’s just wrong--and amusing--on so many levels.

Good times a-changing: Superbad (2007)
   Two teen best buds’ friendship is changing, and high school is ending. Michael Cera and Jonah Hill’s characters confront their fears and figure in some endearingly awkward scenarios. Plus, Christopher Mintz-Plasse’s McLovin gets away with stuff!

Smiling at suffering, laughing at limitations

(From the May 16-31/“Happiness” issue of The Fortnightly)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit

In Ang Babae sa Septic Tank, Eugene Domingo hilariously plays a more exaggerated version of herself, poking fun at the demanding and meddlesome nature of some actors.

The comedienne elicits well-deserved guffaws, not only when portraying herself as an artist who’s gotten tired of mainstream roles and projects, but also when presenting herself as a diva who believes she can vastly improve the indie project of some young filmmakers.

The acclaimed Ang Babae sa Septic Tank focuses on an ever-evolving script, its scenes discussed in detail by its young director Rainier (Kean Cipriano) and his collaborative producer Bingbong (JM De Guzman). The partners envision an ambitious, groundbreaking endeavor, hoping to tell a story of a desperate mother who resorts to shocking measures to survive poverty.

Directed by Marlon Rivera and written by Chris Martinez, it immediately satirizes the artificiality and forced outrageousness of certain local independent film projects; by deliberately focusing on unflattering imagery of a garbage-strewn community, it makes fun of some filmmakers’ penchant for using squalid conditions for shock value and supposed artistic grit.

From the casting of their main actress to the subsequent scenes that are meant to disturb, the director and producer discuss various points, including their story’s believability and even potential awards! Septic Tank’s script wryly talks about the creative process, giving viewers a revealing look at the behind-the-scenes imbroglios of filmmaking.

It firmly parodies unspoken rivalries between some filmmakers, as well. En route to Eugene Domingo’s house, Rainier and Bingbong run into an award-winning but conceited director at a coffee shop. The caricaturish character is an infuriating, self-centered dimwit, accompanied by an entourage of yes-men.

Ang Babae sa Septic Tank skilfully presents its keen observations on storytelling. Its characters are underdogs that you don’t always root for--the self-aware figures periodically grate, which is just fine. Cipriano and De Guzman are adequate; they add necessary naivete to the equation. Their silent sidekick, production assistant Jocelyn (Cai Cortez), also amuses with her shtick.

And Domingo, as usual, is delightful. She’s quite disarming in the dramatic parts of the imagined movie and easily tickles with her less-than-serious moments. She complements Septic Tank’s snappy script and is integral to the movie’s scathing and riotous commentaries.
   

Friday, May 11, 2012

Destiny, Dichotomy

Old New Warriors
Young Avengers circa 1992! Well, kinda. Six of these New Warriors became Avengers (Nova, Marvel Boy, Speedball, Firestar, Rage* and Darkhawk). I read the title for two years (issue #s 1-25) when I was a teen.
*Yep, Rage was an Avenger before joining the Warriors, but rejoined them later.

Harvey, Dented
Harvey Dent, a.k.a. Two-Face! One of Batman’s really messed-up rogues. 

Award-winning performers in Chinese circus

(Published May 11, PDI-Entertainment)
By Oliver M. Pulumbarit
Contributor

The Grand China National Acrobatic Circus, which previously performed in the country in December 2010, is back this week for a “grander, more heart-stopping experience.”

At the press preview in Gateway Suites, Cubao, two young, colorfully clad female gymnasts briefly demonstrated their skills, working in tandem on basic stunts. They were later joined by two other costumed performers.

According to Huang Bin, deputy director of the China Performing Arts Agency, the summer shows are different from older performances, but still retain the characteristically daring and “gravity-defying” presentations.

“We have new numbers like the ‘soft wire,’ an award-winning act, [performed by] this boy who is only 15 years old,” Huang said. “He has won an international acrobatic competition award.”

Huang added that familiar parts have been updated for this set. “There’s going to be over 20 people riding one bike,” he said. “This year, we also have some comic acts; [they’re] not clowns but they’re very comical. And we have some magic acts.”

The Chinese circus show, titled “Legends of the Dragon,” started its six-day run last Tuesday at the Smart Araneta Coliseum. Huang elaborated that the new theme intends to introduce something “deeper,” aside from previously unseen feats.

“In Chinese culture, it’s the year of the dragon. The show is something very new to Filipino people; we want to show Chinese culture, not just acrobatics. There will be around 40 performers onstage. We have prepared 14 to 16 acts. They’re so remarkable. They’re all award-winners!”

Huang also revealed that the group’s roster has changed since their last visit, and that the “Legends” show is part of an ongoing tour. “Some of the people are new faces … We have teams like this, and we’re touring all over the world. The total number of performers in our troupe is around 400,” he said.

(“Legends of the Dragon” runs until May 13. Photo by Marianne Bermudez.)

Mayest I Be Amused

May 6. Really good Avengers Academy issue, as usual. Nice seeing the Utopia teens interacting with the Academy students in the AvX tie-in.
May 6. AvX # 3: Yay, Illyana Rasputin! And yay, Cyclops exploiting the loyalty of future daughter Rachel!
May 6. Different blogs, identical content. Hmm.
May 6. Natalie Merchant, Heather Nova, Joni Mitchell. Voices I keep listening to almost everyday.
May 7. Sakit ng kalamnan ko sa pagji-gym. Gusto ko pa.